Sunday, September 26, 2010

nic cage understands what korean girls are for.

dear korean disgrace,
what's it like to be the the sorcerer's bitch?

xoxo

dear mr. cage,
seriously, is that the stage name you're going with? anyhow, i just called your wife a bitch. i hope that doesn't offend you. after all, i did buy a ticket on opening night for both national treasure and national treasure 2. its cool that you married this girl-- but i bet you were bummed when you found her her vagina wasn't actually sideways at all. well anyways... just make sure you don't adopt a korean baby. cuz then i'd be forced to believe you're doing 'it' intentionally.

peace kid,







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