Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween

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Like every good dirt bag I spent my last 5 nights or so getting shizfaced. On one of those nights we were supposed to throw down a halloween mix tape. Of course we didn't finish, or even start I guess. But somehow we sprung a leak-- whatever came out between the time we hit record and stop has somehow gotten out there in the real world. So-- we're just gonna let it out there as an unfinished, product-- like fuggit.

Trick or treat.

Friday, October 28, 2011

i feel like this.

not because i do heroin. but because i have a 104 degree temp and captain EO is my hero.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

oblongs

katie holmes got oblong titties...

literally.
i knew i've seen them milk bags somewhere.