makes no sense? i love it.

my boys are ill!

http://attn8.tumblr.com/

seriously... arnold and eric blew my mind.

china is the best place ever!

SHEEN!

Do yourself a favor and youtube the most obscure shit you can think of. if you have anything dope send it my way. I was trying to remember the principle actors of a shitty 90's movie-- dude + car + hot white bird + stockholm syndrome + henry rollins + red hot chili peppers = awesome.

That movie was 1994's "The Chase."

enjoy.

hahaha.

this asian kid has fat fingers. goh mahn muguh, niggah!.

oh blog...

like a gay cowboy-- i can't quit you.

re:phill

this beat is hard.

2 thumbs up

Dear John is the sizzling new romance film based on the 80's situational comedy of the same name. Stars Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra) and Amanda Seyfried (cite that shitty movie that no one saw Mama Mia!) find themselves falling in and out of love in a modern, post 9/11 world. The screen heats up as the young lovers learn to deal with new age melodrama, sexting, and the rise of purchasing power among minorites. Its so hard to be white and in love but these two seem to know how to do it. So for Valentine's day take your special someone out to see the #1 date rape film of the year.

love.

LiLo,

What can I say? You complete me.

You make my naughty parts stiff. All the while, you make me respect white people a little bit less. You dazzle me.

Don't listen to the haters. I will forever be your biggest fan. That is until the next big tittied child star with some semblance of talent comes along. But until then, I'm yours.

love.

good.

better

best

what can i say... i have a thing for the abused hooker look.

Dear Gillian Jacobs (of 'Community' fame),

Its a far shot that we will ever meet. But if by chance you ever read this on the internet by googling yourself like any respectable celebrity would do-- let me just say I really enjoy your body of work. And by work I mean this...

You are a shining star in the vast empty void of tolerabilty in poorly made films based on pop novellas. You truly made a terrible movie based on a good book, just a lil bit better. Your talents are boundless.