eh...

For the past few years I've lived in LA, I've been rather ambivalent towards the sports in this town. I can't say I'm a dodger fan. Something about the dodgers is beneath me. The Dodgers have come to symbolize cholos and korean ahjumas in my head. I'm not an Angels fan. If you are an Angels fan, that means you've never worked a real job in your life or that you own a summer home in Palos Verdes-- and you're a fag. No offense to the gay communittee, I hate to equate Angel fandom to your free flowing, appletini loving ways but its pretty damn close to the same thing.

I'm not a Laker fan because I truly hate Kobe Bryant. But now that Artest is in town... I might have to convert. DONT FUCK WITH ARTEST NUKKAH. I'm torn.

I think the only definative that exists in my world of LA sports is that the Clippers are the saddest bunch of bastards ever.

If you are a fan of the Clippers be prepared to eat shit for the rest of your tenure as a fan. Somehow the Clippers are one of the most profitable teams in the NBA yet still seem to have the shittiest squad every conceived. Not only are their players mediocre, to which they will perform slightly better than their market value (somehow giving the franchise longer viablity), but their entire staff, top to bottom is mediocre. I had to look into it myself and the only real evidience i need to submit is the pictures of their "spirit girls" on their website.


For chrisssake, this is Los Angeles. I've seen homeless people better looking than that.

Bottom line, I will never be a Clipper fan. The Clippers only stand for corporate greed, middle of the pack economics. Plus they got a bunch of boner shrinkers on their cheer squad.

BHAAAAP!

I've always wondered, and finally i have my answer.

Andy's check list-
1. nose - check
2. goofy meaningless tattoo- check
3. big ol' titty hanging out- cheeeeeeacccck.

its official. she's a jew. The color of the nipple is proof.

Don't doubt me-- i'm a jew expert.

Other notable jews-
Balki Bartakamos
Toocan Sam and Count Chocula (he's eastern european jew.)
Owen Wilson's face
Oprah's bank account

love remix

love

love.

i'll give you a pole to vault.

love.

I have a confession. I think Megan Fox is busted. There is no way to describe why I don't find her attractive. I can't really put my finger on it.

On the other hand, this Ashley Greene girl is super fly.

Food for thought:
The women I know generally complain about being a woman, as if they somehow got screwed out of the genitalia lottery drawing. Oh cramps are terrible, oh my period sucks, being pregnant is unfair-- let me explain what growing up with a penis between your legs is like.

From the moment you are born to right around the when someone makes the wretched decision to fillet your dick-- this is the only time when the male species truly has it better than other 51%. Life is grand. There are no worries. All you do is sit around and suck on a tittay all day.

Then comes the knife. Somebody dooms the 1/4 inch piece of flesh on the tip of your wang to a life as a bronzed potato chip in mommy's scrap book. You're scared for life.

Then comes the toddler years when the shrimp chip between your legs is trying to recover. He hides in their like a turtle in its shell, flinching any time metal is round. Towards the end of that, come the boners.

terrible conversations

have you ever had a conversation with someone you absolutely hate? most people would probably try to avoid such a situation. i have an immaculate ability to not listen to my brain. by the time i know what is going on i'm already trapped.

even still, most people caught in said situation would probably be as polite as possible. but again, my brain and my body don't seem to be on the same page because from what i hear, my eyes scream "fuck you, get you twat stank away from me" every so often.

with that said. i love the world. seriously... rainbows and butterflies and shit.

this kinda of shit:

october is the best month ever.

thug love

still ill.

probably the main reason why i say "Mira Mira" when latin girls walk by.