listen kid.

i get it. you might be a child prodigy or you might just be a malnourished 14 year old chinese gymnast; who's to say?

lemme just explain something to you. i don't like where this is going. asians singing jason mraz will soon be outlawed as soon as i finish my letter to my senator. but until then, don't ever do that again. if you continue down this road you're going to end up in the church praise band, pretending to love God, when all you really want is to finger bang the fat keyboardist.

maybe that doesn't shake you to your core the way it does me. but you don't have 27 years of life under your belt the way i do. let me break it down in terms you might understand. jason mraz is only for frat boys who haven't come out of the closet yet.

do you want to end up like that ken oak guy? do you really wanna be that guy? really?

maybe i got it all wrong. maybe you're trying to be meta. asian baby singing jason mraz in baby babble... maybe... but its too cerebral... no one will get it. if you want to be meta, sing "i think i'm turning japanese" like a white guy trying to be serious-- no fob accent needed.

anyways, go sit your ass in a corner and think about your mistake... and give me your juicy juice. punk.