Monday, April 26, 2010

scared

someone has been raiding my thoughts again. stay away dream pirates.

my thoughts

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Saturday, April 10, 2010

skull fuck.

tina, i wanna wear your dirty panties as a beanie. love.







i'm disgusting

oohhhh snap!



...itslikedat?????


i totally fell asleep watching this moving as a kid. since i can't find the whole movie online and i'm too broke to keep a netflix subscription i can only assume that the T-2000 shape shifted into the form of a young Gucci Mane and offed John Connor. Moral: 1. don't trust technology 2. edward norton is a sensitive thug 3. racism is bad unless you like getting wacked off in a bathroom.... errr... yeah... i'll stick with that.

slum doggie dogg



those of you who have the pleasure of knowing me personally already know i'm politically against indian rappers/entertainers/ actors (its an abomination!). but... i can't hate on these fools.

these guys can oppress women and slay infidels with a special panache. keep that swag up!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

now i get it



dear korean adoptees,

i finally understand why you are all so messed up.

sorry...

ain't so bad.



reason #2 why german's are scary. #1 is obviously the hitler/nazi thing. wait... maybe #1 is the david hasselhoff thing. okay so lets go back... #1 david hasselhoff, #2 nazi/genocide/hilter etc, #3 stereotypical germany evil mastermind.

after thinking about it a bit... being the front of the human centipede ain't that bad... infact its kinda nice.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010