Thursday, June 25, 2009

farrah and mike?

damn, white girls are the new black youth. dropping like flies.



cause of death-- major anal cancer. this is not a joke.











cause of death: loving minor anal... this is a joke. sorry mike.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

sick.

first week of summer and i feel like shit. my throat feels like it had an abortion.

i like this dude's furniture.

Monday, June 22, 2009

so cool it hurts

re:psun



hair for days. I like when the bird says "jo-ah-ah" its like saying "i like it" but with extra flare.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

nuff respect

A few weeks back i spoke out my neck and dissed common. but i was diggin through my records and found "can i borrow a dollar?"

Now i remember why i used to like this dude




bonus: can't stop dancing

rewind



voltron was aite. hiphop voltron was better.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

brnt.

I'm not a racist but I hate Japanese people.

If you are Japanese-- fuck you.

Ok-- hate is a strong word. I really really really fucking dislike Japanese people, respectfully.

It's not because of some Korean pride bullshit. Jingoism is not my bag. My dad hates Japanese people because, well, he grew up in the mother land. I always wondered why there is this deep seeded distrust of the Japanese beyond the obvious WWII thing. My dad wasn't even alive during WWII. Let that shit go. War is shitty. You can't blame a dude for doing shitty stuff in the name of war. Its a war-- its supposed to suck. Think about it. You're not shooting hopes and dreams out of a colt carbine, you're shooting shells that can blow limbs off grizzly bear. I get it, the Japanese perpetrated violent acts against innocent women and children yada yada yada.

If soldiers never raped people we'd never have Filipinos. No flips = no nurses, no goofy asian rapper wannabes, no Black Eyed Peas. Are you really ready to deal with that world? Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Anyhow, we won, be happy. I was alive during the Gulf War, but you don't see me hating on Tiger Woods-- jk. I hate that sob.

For me, the dislike of Japanese really comes from three mutually exclusive rationale.

The first of which is-- those mother fuckers are weird. What's with the teeth? Someone explain this phenomenon to me. How do your teeth get so messed up? Someone once told me, there is no flouride in the water supply so their teeth get gnarly. That doesn't explain why teeth look like they're trying to rape each other. The only explanation is that they intentionally bash their teeth in with the blunt side of a hatchet. Bottom line, teeth shouldn't look like the shit stuck to half chewed cobs of corn.

Is that too quotidian for you? Fine, forget the teeth. Let's look at Japanese sub-cultures. Harajuku, Japanese Rockabillie hipsters, Japanese rappers, Pokemon, them fools that dress up like they're in Final Fantasy-- all this shit is just a bunch of nonsense dressed up as meaningful counter cultures. WTF are you countering? A day job? Wearing respectable clothing? Just act normal for a second.

But really, all these weird fantastical compulsions probably come from deep seeded issues with sexuality. Japanese porn is liable to fuck you up in the head. How is watching 50 dudes nut on a girls face not considered a moral delinquency? Maybe it's just me but its close to impossible for me to stay hard watching an amputee getting bound, gagged and strung up by her toes.


The last reason I dislike the Japanese... Mike Shinoda. Don't front.... You hate that fool too.