make it so.

It never sits well with me when acquaintances refers to themselves as " a nerd." We all know from the commercial success of Weezer, Silent Bob, Wes Anderson, and that skinny 'Mclovin' bitch, being identified as a nerd is cool.  The veil of calling yourself a nerd seems to be self-deprecating and endearing but 9 times out of 10, the proclamation is offered by the absolute dumbest person in the room.  Lets not confuse obsessive or obnoxious with nerdy.  True nerds wouldn't call themselves as such.  He/She would refer to them self as an intellectual or cerebral.  A true nerd would talk incessantly about their obsession of choice, inept to the fact that you are uninterested or that it makes you feel uncomfortable if not enraged enough to want to inflict harm to his/her genitals.  Conversely, the non-nerd offender tends to carry on with their topic knowing well that their rhetoric is a sheepish attempt at getting kudos that are undeserved.  

Eh, I'm bored with explaining myself.  But know this, don't call yourself a nerd.  I'll be the judge of that.  And if in fact you are a nerd, I'll probably tell you to shut the fuck up (that's really the nerd cure-- no one has ever told them to STFU).  But if in fact you are just a mouth piece that gargles with recycled douche, calling yourself a nerd, I will give you the true nerd treatment and flush your head in a toilet and make fun of your small penis.

At any rate, my diatribe is just a prologue to this video:

This shit looks bad ass.