Tuesday, March 22, 2011

cheryl stop reading my blog

i'm going to translate what girls say into english:

my friend is cute you should meet her = my friend is not a man

i'm not mad = suck your own penis

i used to play varsity = i know what a ball looks like... i think

i'm getting so fat = please compliment me

let me get ready = disregard the schedule you were keeping, im going to waste time in front of a mirror

i've never tried that before = i'm filthy and i do it all the time

megan fox is not that pretty = i'm a fucking retard

ja-gee-yah, sa-rang-hae = you have free reign to bukkake on me

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