boobs.

The internet amuses me. It's the only place where you can find free porn, buy a sweater, and learn about nashian theory all at the same time.

A great example of the awesomeness of the interweb is this latest posting from the superficial.com.

its not the post that's all that funny, its the millions of comments that follow.

here are some of my favorites:

2. ilikemen - April 2, 2009 2:05 PM

i cry when i masturbate

3. tila tequila - April 2, 2009 2:07 PM

these really expensive giant plastic whore bags totally distract from my sideways vagina, right?

5. Tony - April 2, 2009 2:10 PM

Wow! I'd love to break a tooth on one of those!

6. GuyHolly - April 2, 2009 2:12 PM

She is a walking Petri dish.

10. dude_on - April 2, 2009 2:19 PM

Proof once again that you can put tits on damn near anything and make it better. Fake tits are easily the best thing science has produced since microwave burritos.

21. Brian - April 2, 2009 2:39 PM

Please, get her and Octomom and shoot them both in the face.

25. Ted from L - April 2, 2009 2:53 PM

Do you know what would look really good with those clown tits? Huge floppy red shoes.

40. Anus Licker - April 2, 2009 3:58 PM

I'd stil poke her in the bung hole!

45. rambo - April 2, 2009 5:01 PM

I once killed one of those in Khe Sanh, back in 1968, when hunting in the area was legal... I fucked it then shot it in the face.