Monday, January 17, 2011

DTLA

so they say, "the last one's on it claim it the hardest." so is true for downtown los angeles.


hello dickhead,
nice to meet you. i'm glad you find that you have to announce to the socially networked that you're progressive enough to live in a shithole like downtown. but let me explain something to you. this shithole doesn't belong to you so stop claiming that its your sandbox. you should do the sensible thing and move back to the burbs because poking your chest out and marking your territory doesn't make you a silverback, it makes you the kid on the short bus that ate glue instead of learning how to socialize.

these streets used to smell like bums and piss. now it smells like summers eve masked under a fog of aqua di gio (if you don't get it-- i'm calling you a douchebag).

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