true love

love.

i have a boner.

its not the same without a blow out

someone tell dude to grow his fro back!

webster's vs andy's

pictogram
// baby shower (n.)-

websters':



















andy's:

can't stop wont stop. this guy is my hero

boner shrinker #124

God, why does it take so long for heart disease to kill?

technology is racist, awesome

RE: Phill

phill put this up and i nearly died.

THANK YOU!




in response. its no worse than having to listen to common rap.

...

My lastest visit to the doctor was a disappointing one. Apparently I suffer from a diseases of pandemic proportions. I guess its best described as a blood disease... it's called Korean.

Fuck.

***UPDATE***

PHEW... turns out it was a misdiagnosis. I don't suck on my teeth, don't use a toothpick like i'm mining for gold, I trim my pubes and I pay my taxes-- turns out, i'm white.

im a filthy racist

couple weeks ago i caught this guy performing at the roxy. he was one of the 50 other opening acts so by the time he hit the stage i was pretty drunk and impatient. so i preceeded to clown him. I think i called him a terrorist on the mic or slum doggie dog... i distinctly remember yelling "jai ho" a few times. but apparently he's what's hot in the streets now.

btw... the streets suck.

as a peace offering to my brown brethren, i'll post another indian* dude that i actually think is pretty dope.



*granted i'm assuming he's indian cuz i'm a racist. he very well may be paki, sri lanken, or one of those other dirty races.

cassie > rihanna

Yo. put a gun to my head and i'm going with Cass.

Exhibit a:
is it just me or are them panties just way too big?
They're like training panties for future fat bitches.

this one time at band camp

once upon a time, i bought some jeans at nordstroms. they were very comfortable and had a nice fit. long story short, i ripped a hole in the crotch and cried. i guess my balls are too big.

but somehow i ended up on their blog.

i'm one step closer to my dream of being on the bangbus website.

i gotta see this

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bud, 5 footer, possibly diabetic, not funky

funky forrreaaallzzzzz

best rhyme:

girl you know i love you/ but you're killing me softly
syke/ right/ like you thought i was serious/ it makes me so furious/
why are you so curious?/ remember curiosity killed the kitty cat/
you get stopped on more times than a door mat

bet nukkah!

$1,000,000 says she's from MN.



him too.

mr R was a G