love.

I have a confession. I think Megan Fox is busted. There is no way to describe why I don't find her attractive. I can't really put my finger on it.

On the other hand, this Ashley Greene girl is super fly.

Food for thought:
The women I know generally complain about being a woman, as if they somehow got screwed out of the genitalia lottery drawing. Oh cramps are terrible, oh my period sucks, being pregnant is unfair-- let me explain what growing up with a penis between your legs is like.

From the moment you are born to right around the when someone makes the wretched decision to fillet your dick-- this is the only time when the male species truly has it better than other 51%. Life is grand. There are no worries. All you do is sit around and suck on a tittay all day.

Then comes the knife. Somebody dooms the 1/4 inch piece of flesh on the tip of your wang to a life as a bronzed potato chip in mommy's scrap book. You're scared for life.

Then comes the toddler years when the shrimp chip between your legs is trying to recover. He hides in their like a turtle in its shell, flinching any time metal is round. Towards the end of that, come the boners.