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I think all the world can agree that boost mobile only exists to supplicate the needs of drug dealers. And by drug dealers I mean black people.

Chinese people don't need to celebrate Christmas. They're godless beings.

Indians get it good. Corn alcohol, gambling and cool first names. Some people get all the luck.

Is it just me or is it that every Puerto Rican I've ever met has acne?

When gay dudes want to live in abstinence, do they stop jerking off? That's still kinda like sex with a dude, even if it is yourself. Maybe they still jerk off but turn off the Lady Gaga playing in the background to down play the gayness of it all.