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My lastest visit to the doctor was a disappointing one. Apparently I suffer from a diseases of pandemic proportions. I guess its best described as a blood disease... it's called Korean.

Fuck.

***UPDATE***

PHEW... turns out it was a misdiagnosis. I don't suck on my teeth, don't use a toothpick like i'm mining for gold, I trim my pubes and I pay my taxes-- turns out, i'm white.