hard in the paint

one of these beasts is christina aguilera

a.

b.

c.

d.

answer: c

discount handjobs

half off.

google "gay asian"

I think that's PEDRO

cheryl stop reading my blog

i'm going to translate what girls say into english:

my friend is cute you should meet her = my friend is not a man

i'm not mad = suck your own penis

i used to play varsity = i know what a ball looks like... i think

i'm getting so fat = please compliment me

let me get ready = disregard the schedule you were keeping, im going to waste time in front of a mirror

i've never tried that before = i'm filthy and i do it all the time

megan fox is not that pretty = i'm a fucking retard

ja-gee-yah, sa-rang-hae = you have free reign to bukkake on me

...

asian female rapper check list:

1. ridiculous fake chain

2. track jacket with adidas stripes

3. horse hair

4. down syndrome eyes

5. skills on the mic

ooooohhh... so close, but you don't make the cut. 4 out of 5 aint bad.

blucka blucka, yo who's calling bluff?

the whole time the wyclef's "staying alive" remix was playing in the background.