DTLA

congrats to DPD, Denkym and Shane. The video looks good.

ca all day.

you know them stakes is high.

FUTURE SHIT!

katie can get it-- still.

fuck buddy.

i'm soooo excitedddddd

i listen to dumb shit.

trolling trolls.

fuck your street art.

my hyung has some skills.

i am entirely way too high for this...

ill.

new cut copy album is out there.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7XDAP74V

fashion police

decree:

blunt bangs are only.... ohhhh fattie bottom. what was i saying?

decree

from now on all armpits must look like dusty vaginas.

i have a dream...

chicago, resprised.

solider field bathroom, chicago, illinois NFC divisional round.

some patron decides to cut the line for the urinals

super fam 1: hey, asshole, there's a line here

super fan 2: yeah, faggot, everyone hates you.

super fan 1: hey asshole you must be from france.

asshole: i'm from southside.

superfan 1: yeah south france, you asshole.

DTLA

so they say, "the last one's on it claim it the hardest." so is true for downtown los angeles.

hello dickhead,

nice to meet you. i'm glad you find that you have to announce to the socially networked that you're progressive enough to live in a shithole like downtown. but let me explain something to you. this shithole doesn't belong to you so stop claiming that its your sandbox. you should do the sensible thing and move back to the burbs because poking your chest out and marking your territory doesn't make you a silverback, it makes you the kid on the short bus that ate glue instead of learning how to socialize.

these streets used to smell like bums and piss. now it smells like summers eve masked under a fog of aqua di gio (if you don't get it-- i'm calling you a douchebag).

META

here's a joke. black people talk during movies... even IN the movie.

HAPPY MLK DAY!

in her defense, watching Volcano is comparable to self inflicted gunshot wounds. in a strange way, maybe she's watching us watch her.

pause.

brb

chicago, here i come.

math equations

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occupational hazard

is it considered rape if she's already dead? she's not really saying no... it's just implied.

on a serious note, rape is no joking matter. statistically one in four women are raped. meanwhile for men boys, only 1 out of 6 . i don't really have a point... and neither did cheryl when she told me this bullshit, but i still pretended to listen anyhow.

just one of them days.

tough being tiger.

they have this?

how do you say "suck my dick?"

hero

you sir have mastered the art of green screen.

lolz

very distinct signs of being a bitch.

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love.

lizzy caplan,

with a name like that i can only assume you're a lesbian.... or into weird shit. so, let it be known, i'll let you pee on me if you're into that sort of thing.

love,

HR

Une allée du Luxembourg

Elle a passé, la jeune fille,
Vive et preste comme un oiseau :
À la main une fleur qui brille,
À la bouche un refrain nouveau.

C’est peut-être la seule au monde
Dont le coeur au mien répondrait,
Qui, venant dans ma nuit profonde
D’un seul regard l’éclaircirait !

Mais non, ma jeunesse est finie…
Adieu, doux rayon qui m’as lui,
Parfum, jeune fille, harmonie…
Le bonheur passait, il a fui !

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Gérard de Nerval

fuck off 2010.