awkward

whenever i see uncle joey, all i can think about is him with his beaver puppet getting head in a movie theater; thanks alanis!

cut... it.... ooouuuutttt

still crack

peep the white bitch dancing. haha. comedy.

ahjuhmas can get it...

this bong-jak shit is straight noise to me but...


same bird 30 years later...
i'd still hit....



i spent 1/300000th of my life trying to explain that korea was once super ill. we have roots in real music. pysche-rock-bong-jak is actually pretty damn good.






this one is just cuz i got a lesbian ahjuhma fetish. its like ellen and kim hee sun became one being for me to try to slip it in to. "mae-lyuk" means muff-diver right?

oldies

i still watch this when im bored.

future shit.

3 yr olds.

pretty damn good. one technique you haven't mastered yet is painting yourself some friends... you're going to need to learn that one on the quick.

i am your father...

my ninja.

if anyone uses that stupid ass my ninja joke ever again i hope this dude comes and cracks you in the head.



or jeru...

she can get it.

lets go down the list...
wilmer
meyer
werewolf kid

i think you have a fetish for things that probably carry rabies.

twinsies

dear bristol palin,

john travolta called. he wants his fat suit back.

seriously, pills solve everything from weight control to unwanted pregnancies.

love,

america

thumbnails

i'd hit it.

happy thanksgiving.

rockwell aways puts me in a good mood for some reason.

terrible...

the song or the girl? you decide.

do me a favor... if you're going to shoot a video... clean up the crib you filthy whore.

bullshittin;

the show about girls who haven't discover how to finish in the mouth...

(pushing the meal ticket to hollister and co.)

rock n rollllaaaaaaaaaa

for grandma

those of you that know me know that i lost my grandmother this past year. she basically raised me because my parents were too busy trying to make money. its strange growing up with a korean grand mother as your mother figure and bill cosby as your father figure. i find that when i'm stressed out i really want to eat rice in water and jell-o pudding pops.

i was looking for a picture in my computer of her but i realized a few years ago i lost all my files. being tech savvy i tried googling her name, "soon tek oh." no, she didn't pop up. but this guy did.




does he look familiar? no he isn't your tae kwon do sah-bun-neem. nope, he wasn't your pool cleaner ahjuhsee. no, he wasn't the pastor at your church busted for tax evasion.

here's a hint:


yes... he's the master in the seminal classic "Beverly Hills Ninja."

check him out around the :18 mark.




one day i will tell my grand children that their great grand mother's name is in the rolling credits next to liu kang and that fat white dude on s.n.l. that o.d... no, not belushi-- tommy boy.

my grandmother was a G-- R.I.P.

hey... you...

yeah i see you... jerking off behind your laptop. i know you landed here looking for naked skanks in school girl outfits. i know. the name of this blog is a bit of a misnomer. sorry. you should try cumonmyglasses.com.

anyways, while i have you here you should watch this



didn't the scoring absolutely make it come alive? yeah... i agree. my buddy Jonathan Wandag scored the thing. He's one of the most talented dudes i know and a good friend.

do me a favor and vote for this video. do it once a day every day from every browser you have in your computer. you'll be helping out a good friend who deserves it.
vote here

if you help him win, i promise you i'll put up actual porn content with bukkake on hot sluts like this...

koreans marketing firms taking over in beijing

games

fun

they're coming

boner shrinker #133

someone should grind her up and turn her into gum already.

destiny

yeyeeee

kate middleton can sit on my royal sceptor

i'd show her my prince hairy

for james, you're late on this foooooooo.

lulz

swag

future fat bitches

class of 2010






class of 2000

human genius

i got it on tape!

hm...

when did jeff goldblum turn into nicole richie?

butthead... god i'm good.

wait... he's an orphan?

CITY OF SCARS
Uploaded by Batinthesun. - Full seasons and entire episodes online.

love.

i will pay thousands of dollars to see a video of this women getting stomped out by an entourage of hard pipe hitting muhfuggers-- educate her so fast. that's not really a solution-- just fun to watch.

eddie-- why you treat me like animal?!

eddie,

please go to bread and butter and re-inact this...

japan... crazy.

rail on trucks. that's pretty cool... for a chinamen.

its the nose...

i'd do terrible things to you.

sometimes the racism is implied

i challenge you to caption this.

sketches in my mind...

this is what a mid-bone, pre-coitis break up would sound like:

GUY 

we need to end this

GIRL

okay, but not on my face this time.

GUY

god, i hate you.

blap blap blap

you're reading it wrong

if you've ever read a bible verse and thought to yourself, "i'm going to tattoo that on my body," you my friend are either dyslexic (you clearly are reading it wrong) or a dumbass.

thou shalt not tat yourself with scripture, lest ye want to be judged.

warlocks = enemies of God.

\

classic.

white girls dancing

renee zelwigger (sp?) can get it-- atleast before she became a fat english woman.



my lesbian fetish also began here

like herpes

shit spreads quick. and it only gets worse if not medicated immediately.

fuck off.

someone asked me why my blog looks like shit. because its supposed to be like a note book with random shit... like when you dont pay attention in class.

so fuck off... eyes on your own paper.

cat humor... i dont get it either.

slimane

respect.

imagination...

when you look at these photos in this order... what comes to mind?

answer:

farley must've gotten some crazy head.

fantasy

"LOU FERRIG... NOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!??!??!??!?!"

interrobangin

this inspired generations of bitch asses

why does kanye bite my gear?

damn it.

¡chale!

n. Chink, Chinese person, one of Chinese origin (derogatory) (Mexico)

ignore the grammatical error in the image. it was made by a mexican

i <3 meta-racism

everyone asks me if i'm depressed

to that i say:

FUCK YOU MEAN?!?!

interrobangin

sideways v

in korean this is called "sho-te darhee"

colors

pantones are kinda annoying