Ending on a high note

It is the last day of the year. Its hard to be redactive when so little of your time was spent in reflection. The year can be best summarized as kinetic. Constantly doing things is a good way to pass the time, but a fast track to high blood pressure/cardiac arrest.  And I definitely don't want to end up like this guy.

So, to start the New Year I will enjoy me some Big Phony and do some yoga or some shit.
WOOOSAHHHH....

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Rave Reviews

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Of all the blunders in the world, there is nothing more foolish than renting a romantic comedy on blu-ray. Blu-ray is reserved for blockbuster action films and really really hardcore porn (squirting required). But, all in all, this is one of the best movies about a misanthropic dentist (Ricky Gervais) who sees ghosts. Actually, it might be the only movie about a dentist who sees ghosts.  Speaking of the dead, how does Greg Kinnear still have a career?  Either way, it beats out "Heart and Soul" in terms of funny accents, and hot milfs. If i could batter and deep fry Tea Leone and Kristin Wiig, I'd say that would be a whole nights worth of breast and thigh.

HA! Allusions to sex and food in 1 post. You're the king, Andy... solid gold!

Merry Christmas

Bah-fucking-humbug.

You gotta give this guy credit.  He single-handedly set us back about 40 years.  Lets all go back to using rice for glue and shitting in a hole in the ground.

Remember Blogging?

Hey,

Remember when you were 10 lbs slimmer and blogging was new?  I don't.  But being fat and uninspired is kind of my thing.

I have vowed to battle one of my archenemies in the blogging arena.  My rogues gallery consists mostly of cardio machines and heavy set mexicans making out on the corner of my block (the city really should burn down all the bus stops as a public health precaution).  But my ultimate nemesis, Mr. Bong Nam (lazyswayze.com), insists that he's a better blogger than I am (potentially).  

I laugh.  We all know that if there is anything I'm well equipped for, its making snide observations and internet banging.  I can drop more 4 letter words in run on sentences than a new york cabbie in a hit and run.

I must admit, I am at a disadvantage.  I don't own a digital camera.  So, I will be forced to use my MS paint skills.  Its like the etcher-sketch for the computer generation.  But man, can I doodle me a goofy looking penis-- love stains and all.  

With that said, I am off to observe the world at large.  

-Mr. Headright

P.S.  This is a bad idea.